Is your son spoiled and lazy? Does he sit around all day ranting that his liberty under attack, that liberals and the “deep state” are taking over America, that the “ANTIFA” movement is violating his “free speech rights”, that the tyrannical government is about to take away his guns, and that whites are being discriminated against? Does he still wish that you would cut his food, wipe his ass, and change his diapers?

Then your son is an idiot.

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