Let “Pro Life” release those long suppressed desires to force women into your BDSM fantasy!!!

There was a time when sexually deviant behavior could be ignored. Politicians could stand for God, country, and family values while harboring a mistress or two, screwing the next hot intern, and brow beating any woman they got pregnant into getting an abortion and not telling anyone.

But times have changed, and righteous conservatives are suffering. Sure, they can watch porn on their computers, but that only goes so far. They can sneak out to strip clubs, but they then risk being spotted. And, yes, there are always call girls and prostitutes, but even then the word gets out.

The movement to promote stringent “Pro Life” laws could not have come sooner. Because this movement provides the one thing that sexually deviant conservatives have been lacking: a justification to sexually dominate women!!!

Sure .. promoting an extreme “Pro Life” agenda may not bring you any sex, or allow you to physically dominate an unwilling woman. But for sexually dysfunctional men, the real satisfaction is the knowledge that you have control over women. You may have been shunned by women, but as a pro life politician, you can stare at a cute woman across the room and think to yourself “your pussy belongs to me!!!”.

So be ready to jump on this band wagon and help make a “Pro Life” agenda your path to realizing your fantasy of sexual domination!!!