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Has the mileage and prestige of your "conservative" views maxed out and you are finding it more difficult to recruit more acolytes? Are people beginning to think that you are not a "MAGA" visionary but just a right wing jerk? Then you need a beard!!!

A beard can go a long way to project your authority and dignity. Now you can see how this works.
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Beards: Ted Cruz


There are fewer opportunistic scum bags in Congress than Texas senator Ted Cruz. From shutting down the government to fleeing Texas to Cancun in the middle of a major freeze, Ted Cruz only cares about himself at the expense of anyone else.

Ted Cruz thinks growing a beard will help him redeem himself. It won't.
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