Learn about Trump!!!
"A+ Leaders"
Donald J. Trump is in good company when he gives himself a grade of "A Plus". Nothing says "great leader" better than a leader who describes himself as a "great leader". And that is exactly what we are getting from Trump!!!
America's NPD
Christian Nationalists and the Freedom Caucus are examples of America's Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD).
Art Of The Lie
Learn why lying is so much fun and effective. Donald Trump has built a career on unrepentant and ceaseless lying. He lies all the time, and is comfortable with it. Now you can learn valuable lying skills to enhance your wealth and power.
Be A Rasputin!!!
Texas SB 763 "AN ACT relating to allowing school districts to employ chaplains to perform the duties of school counselors." went into effect in September, 2023. This is your chance to have easy access to children under the guise of providing legitimate counseling services.
Beards
Has the mileage and prestige of your "conservative" views maxed out and you are finding it more difficult to recruit more acolytes? Are people beginning to think that you are not a "MAGA" visionary but just a right wing jerk? Then you need a beard!!!
Careers in Cronyism.
Looking for a new career? Find your path to wealth and fame through GOP Cronyism. For great examples, look no further that our favorites: Dan Patrick, Ken Paxton, and, of course, Greg Abbott, are great examples.
Case for Castrations
The case for castration: In Texas, if a man inseminates a woman, that woman must give birth. She does not have a choice.
So the obvious solution is to prevent a man from inseminating a woman (or multiple women for that matter).
And the easiest way to do this is to insist on castrations. And I suggest we leave it to women to decide which men get castrated.

Of course, if the man were smart he would opt for a vasectomy .. but we're probably not dealing with smart men.
Certificate of Reasonableness.
Are you concerned that you support people who claim that anyone who supports them must be unreasonable? Get yourself out of this pickle with a "Certificate of Reasonableness" from #ownyourabsurdity.
Charm Schools
Don't miss your chance to improve yourself and become a better "American" by enrolling in a variety of 'Charm Schools" opening in your neighborhood.
Create your enemy!!!
"Election integrity", "pro life", "gun rights", "radical left", "deep state", "federal overreach" ... few things are more satisfying than fabricating an enemy.
Devil behind the decorum.
Nothing masks the devil's work than civil decorum. And there are fewer masters of that than Texas state senator Bryan Hughes.
Devil Worship
"Heartbeat bill", "Anti CRT", "Election integrity" .. The Texas GOP has lost real moral authority to represent Texas. Instead it stokes and panders to vile rage at the expense of effective governance. In other words, it has embraced Devil Worship.
Donate Now!!!
Don't miss your chance to get rich by soliciting donations from right wing nut jobs. Trump does it. Santos does it. The GOP does it. So why don't you?
Faces of Evil
Evil is acting without empathy. And it is the source of joy for many MAGA and Trump supporters. It has many manifestations: assuming the worst of others and acting accordingly; demonizing others based on their religion, skin color, or economic status; or simply identifying with others who are hateful. Now you can learn the joy of evil by following examples of the pros.
Fight For Trump
Everyone is out to get Trump: the liberal radical left; the deep state; the out of control main street media; godless communists; misguided feminists; wealthy baby killers; everyone EXCEPT loyal, American patriots like you.
Find The Absurdity
Absurdity: being ridiculous or wildly unreasonable. I'm enjoying applying this definition to some of my favorite nut jobs in Texas politics.
Find the Fallacies
Want to assert power and influence but have nothing credible to offer? Then logical fallacies are for you.
Freedom My Ass!!!
Ever feel that those most vocal about "freedom" understand freedom the least.
Garbology
When conservatives have nothing substantial to offer, they simply spew garbage.
Goebbels Lives
Scratch the surface of many new GOP policies and you will find the influence of Joseph Goebbels. The policies are utterly cynical, designed solely for the justification of maintaining power.
GOP Erectile Dysfunction
Are you a conservative who is losing your passion for excitement? Does it seem that you cannot impress girls by waving your Trump flag, yelling "the election was stolen", and "Trump is our real president". Then you are suffering from conservative Erectile Dysfunction.
GOP Stink Bombs
Recent legislation produced by Republicans in the Texas legislature serves no purpose other than to create havoc for Texas and Texans. House and senate Republicans are beholden to special interests, fringe groups, and dark money whose agendas are oblivious to the needs and well being of the people the legislature serves.
Heartbeat Bill
Texas Senate Bill 8, otherwise known as the "Heartbeat bill", brutally imposes a medically weak and politically shallow law on the good people of Texas.
Histrionic Narcissists
Histrionic narcissists are frequently unreasonable in their demands, inequitable in the way they treat people, insensitive to the difficulties of others, and disproportional in their emotional response.
HOLD
How to DeSantis
DeSantis has attained the status of a "lightening rod". His claim to fame is not good policies or representing his constituents. It is using rage and hate to attract voters.
How2conservative
How to Conservative: You too can become rich and powerful without being competent or smart.
Infuriated
Why is the overturning of Roe v. Wade so infuriating?
Jesus Resigns!!!
Breaking: Jesus Christ resigns as Our Lord And Savior!!! Austin, TX, September 1, 2021. Many good people (Christians and non-Christians alike) awoke this morning to the startling news that Jesus Christ has resigned from his post as Our Lord And Savior. In making his announcement, OLJC said "I have had it with those Republicans in Texas who think they are better Christians than me, the one who they supposedly look up to."
Joy of Lying
"The election was stolen", "Alternative facts", "Radical, socialist left" ... Why do Republicans enjoy being lied to?
MAGA - the GOP Ponzi Scheme
MAGA is a great Ponzi scheme that is sucking dry the spirit, freedom, and wealth of America.
Masked as Love
Portraying hate as love is a great way to access power and wealth at the expense of others. And it is a lot easier to do than you may think. All you have to do is turn your back on your "moral compass" and the sky's the limit.
Moral Failures
How many moral failures can you identify?
Non-WOKE Hospital
Let's face it, modern medicine is WOKE medicine. Doctors, nurses, and other professionals receive WOKE educations, learning subjects that would not be tolerated in truly patriotic homes. Even the Hippocratic oath mandates that you forego your religious convictions in order to support those from "evil and un-American" faiths.
Own your own school!!!
Are you tired of being poor? Fed up with working your fingers to the bones while others get rich by just sitting on their tushes? Still waiting for your ship to home in? Well, you are in luck. in April, 2023, the Texas senate passed SB 8 - your ticket to starting your OWN SCHOOL!!!
Paxton Patriot
Be one of Ken Paxton's Patriots!!! Ken Paxton is fighting the "radical left" and its promotion of WOKE, CRT, gender affirming care, DEI, and so many other anti American movements. And you can help him accomplish this important mission!!!
Prove you are not WOKE!!
Don't be caught being "WOKE"!!! Wokeness is destroying our schools, our economy, our liberty, our freedom. Frankly everything we value is under threat by "Woke".
Risk To Public Safety
Trump has been banned from Facebook for being a "risk to public safety". Given that over 70 million Americans voted for him in 2020, being a "risk to public safety" should be a real feather in his cap.
Roger Williams is a MORON
Roger Williams, US Representative for the Texas 25th congressional district, is a complete and total moron. His only interest is his own self promotion.
RU a TRUE conservative?
You may call yourself a conservative. You may listen to conservative radio and watch conservative TV. You may talk the conservative talk. But deep down are you truly a conservative to the bone? Like would you take a bullet for the conservatives you idolize?
SB12 riches
Looking for a way to get rich quick? Then Texas state senator Bryan Hughes is here to help. His bill, SB12, will make it easy to identify "sexually explicit or suggestive performances while minors are present" and then sue the sponsoring organization for $10k per incident.
Secret Divorce
Are you fed up with the being associated with a jerk? Are you married to an asshole? Are you aligned with a political party full of evil? Are you being forced to stand up for "values" you abhor? But you cannot "disassociate" yourself? Then get a SECRET DIVORCE.
Slavery Builds Character
Few things are more woke than radical left ideas that slavery was "evil" and "immoral". Don't be fooled. These radical commies are just trying to undermine what is great about America: using slavery to develop skills and build character.
Sponsor a MULE!!!
Want to support your favorite GOP leader? Want to trash those leftist libtards? And all the while make money?
Strawmen
When Republicans rely on strawman arguments, you know they don't care about the real issues but instead misrepresent them for their own, personal gain.
Support the Texas GOP!!
Help the Texas GOP DESTROY the radical left!!!
Texas BORG
The BORG continuum is alive and well in the Texas legislature, AG's office, and governor's mansion. Powered by the Texas GOP and dark money, it plays to base fears and anxieties to assimilating innocent people.
Texas Devil Worship
Nothing is more fun than Devil Worship. And that is why Texas Republicans enjoy it so much.
Texas Morons
The Texas power grid shut down because Texas leaders were pushing their social conservative agenda rather than addressing Texas' real issues.
The JOY of BDSM
Can't find a willing sex slave? Have unfulfilled fantasies of sexually dominating women? Are you so sexually frustrated you can barely stand it? Then the Heartbeat Bill is just for you. It is the next best thing to real sexual domination
The nature of evil
What is the nature of evil? What makes evil so appealing? How do you identify evil? How do you fight evil?
Trump is the victim
Donald Trump cares more for America than any president in history. And yet liberals are out to humiliate him, the press hangs on his every word and pounces when there is even the slightest discrepancy, and anyone who does love him simply hates him.
Uncivilized civility
Civil society depends on civil behavior. But this can really cramp the style of those who thrive on stoking hate and rage. For those people there is only one option: mask hate and rage behind civil behavior: uncivilized civility.
Weak Men
Texas conservatives are led by weak men. Weak men talk about "freedom", but seek to control others. Weak men act out of fear and not strength. Weak men call themselves "Americans" but hate America.
When "conservatism" fails
When conservatism fails, ideology replaces principles and the goals of freedom and liberty are replaced with hate and rage. In other words, when conservatism fails, you get the Texas GOP.
Your Own School!!!
Are you tired of dead end jobs, working 9-5 and having nothing to show for it? Are you looking for easy money? Do you live in Texas? Then Governor Abbott and the Texas GOP might create the opportunity for you: OWN YOUR OWN SCHOOL.