Be a school counselor like Rasputin. Texas SB 763 is your chance to have easy access to children under the guise of providing legitimate counseling services.

Be A Rasputin!!!

Texas SB 763 "AN ACT relating to allowing school districts to employ chaplains to perform the duties of school counselors." went into effect in September, 2023. This is your chance to have easy access to children under the guise of providing legitimate counseling services.

And who better to emulate to provide this counseling service than Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin, the Russian mystic and holy man who was embraced by the imperial family of Tsar Nicolas II - the last emperor of Russia.

Be A Rasputin!!!: SB 763

Your cover for Pedophilia: "(d) Notwithstanding Subsections (b) and (c) or any other law, a school district may employ a chaplain instead of a school counselor to perform the duties required of a school counselor under this title. A chaplain employed under this subsection is not required to be certified by the State Board for Educator Certification."

Are you frustrated because your sexual desires are unfulfilled? Have your sexual advances been rejected? Then becoming a chaplain is an easy path to sexual satisfaction. It provides the perfect way for you to fulfill your sexual fantasies under the cover of school board legitimacy.
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