Do you suffer from ED? Are you a conservative who simply can't get hard? Then you need more excitement.

GOP Erectile Dysfunction

Are you a conservative who is losing your passion for excitement? Does it seem that you cannot impress girls by waving your Trump flag, yelling "the election was stolen", and "Trump is our real president". Then you are suffering from conservative Erectile Dysfunction.

We know what you need to fix it. we have the perfect ideas to get you excited and "hard".

GOP Erectile Dysfunction: Greg Abbott

Few people get conservatives more excited than Greg Abbott. Abbott has mastered the art of putting his own desires ahead of those of others, particularly of the state he governs. He lives in a fantasy world of misogyny and rage which can help other conservatives really get off.

Just look at how Greg Abbott has nurtured hate for his own benefit. Isn't this getting you excited?
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