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Are you a Trump supporter? Are you looking for work or a way to make more money? Consider an opportunity with Own Your Absurdity. We have a variety of positions that you might find lucrative with just a little motivation and hard work.


Insure your liberty!!!Position: Liberty Insurance Salesman.
Salary: Commission only.
Hours: Flexible.
Description: If everyone is so concerned about their liberty, why don’t they insure it. Our Liberty Insurance Product does just that. Check out full details about the product here.


Position: Pruitt Breathing Devices salesman.
Salary: Commission only.
Hours: Flexible.
Description: Emphysema is overrated. Sure, pollution causes emphysema. And controlling pollution can reduce the rate of emphysema. But at what cost? When we implement liberal environmental rules we risk killing jobs, which is far worse than killing people. Be the hero of Scott Pruitt and the EPA by selling devices to help people live with Emphysema, rather than pursuing the un-American, liberal agenda of promoting clean air. Here for full details.



Position: “Be A Real Conservative” marketer.
Salary: Commission only.
Hours: Flexible.
Description: “Be A Real Conservative” is the definitive work on how to be a conservative in the era of Trump. Don’t be deceived by publications from the “establishment”, and certainly don’t pay attention to the liberal media. This is the only book that matters and you can be the one who sells it. Here for more information.


Lots more to come!!!