Stuck being married to a high profile jerk? Don’t fret .. get a “secret” divorce”.
The #metoo movement and the sexual abuse allegations against Brett Kabanaugh and others has made one things very clear: there are many men in power who are total jerks when it comes to women.


These women really want to divorce the SOB’s they are married to. But that is probably not feasible, not to mention outright dangerous.
But #ownyourabsurdity is here to help. They may not be able to get a divorce, but they can get a SECRET DIVORCE.
A secret divorce will provide:
- The peace of mind that you do not need to be emotionally connected to this SOB.
- The mental stability to put up with him without having to resort to drugs or violence.
- The notion that when he is out of office, you can kick his ass then file for a real divorce.
So keep your eyes pealed for 3 types of SECRET DIVORCES:
$100 – A secret divorce requested by the spouse of a jerk.
$50 – A secret divorce on behalf of the spouse of a jerk.
$25 – “I wish she would divorce that jerk” acknowledgement.
Details coming soon.