Stuck being married to a high profile jerk? Don’t fret .. get a “secret” divorce”.
The #metoo movement and the sexual abuse allegations against Brett Kabanaugh and others has made one things very clear: there are many men in power who are total jerks when it comes to women.
![](https://i0.wp.com/ownyourabsurdity.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Grassley_judiciary_committee.jpg?resize=150%2C150&ssl=1)
![](https://i0.wp.com/ownyourabsurdity.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Cruzwithwife1.jpg?resize=150%2C150&ssl=1)
These women really want to divorce the SOB’s they are married to. But that is probably not feasible, not to mention outright dangerous.
But #ownyourabsurdity is here to help. They may not be able to get a divorce, but they can get a SECRET DIVORCE.
A secret divorce will provide:
- The peace of mind that you do not need to be emotionally connected to this SOB.
- The mental stability to put up with him without having to resort to drugs or violence.
- The notion that when he is out of office, you can kick his ass then file for a real divorce.
So keep your eyes pealed for 3 types of SECRET DIVORCES:
$100 – A secret divorce requested by the spouse of a jerk.
$50 – A secret divorce on behalf of the spouse of a jerk.
$25 – “I wish she would divorce that jerk” acknowledgement.
Details coming soon.