
Then suddenly people start acting strange around you. At church conversations are polite but terse with no eye contact. At the corner store you just get a small smile from your favorite cashier. No one calls anymore and you don’t get an invite to the upcoming red-white-and blue Sunday social at your church.
What happened??
The worst of all possibilities happened: A BIRTHER HAS ACCUSED YOU OF NOT BEING BORN IN THE USA!!!
And with all the inaccuracies in the ICE database, it is even more likely that an honest American citizen like you will be swept up in a raid.
What do you do??? Lucky for you, #ownyourabsurdity has your back. For a mere $500 one time fee plus and annual $200 “maintenance fee” the Donald Trump Services Organization will vouch that you are who you say who you are.
How do you apply?
- Send $500, a copy of your birth certificate, driver’s license, front and back of all credit cards, and your SSN card to Trump services (address forthcoming).
- Don’t have your SSN card? Send a $100 bill with your SSN written on the back.
- If you don’t have a birth certificate, send $5000, your birth date and city/state of birth and we will still vouch for you.
- Every year you will be assessed a $200 maintenance fee ($2000 if you don’t have a birth certificate).
Don’t wait until you are accused by a birther. Act now!!!!