Remember the great birthday parties you were invited to when you were a kid? There was the cake, the gifts, the hats, and the games.
But Birthday Parties can and should be so much more. They are a great place to introduce your kids to successful people so they too can learn to be successful.
And what better way to accomplish this than by hiring a pro to host your children’s next party.
So #ownyourabsurdity is assembling a great collection of hosts to help make your next party a huge success. Check these out.
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|There are few better teachers of RAGE than Alex Jones. Your kids will come away with the skills of a sociopath, and may even become sociopaths.||Some people think that Alex Jones is a spoiled, selfish jerk who made a lot of money pandering to other spoiled, selfish jerks.|
|John Bolton will teach your kids how to turn any game into a chance to be cruel and brutal.||Some parents think that John Bolton is just a thug and might be a dangerous influence.|
|Franklin Graham will teach your kids how to be "Christian" without the hassle of behaving like Christians.||Children who participate in programs such as "Pray away the gay" have been known to attempt suicide.|