Remember the great birthday parties you were invited to when you were a kid? There was the cake, the gifts, the hats, and the games.
But Birthday Parties can and should be so much more. They are a great place to introduce your kids to successful people so they too can learn to be successful.
And what better way to accomplish this than by hiring a pro to host your children’s next party.
So #ownyourabsurdity is assembling a great collection of hosts to help make your next party a huge success. Check these out.
| Host Name (Click on picture of link) | Strengths | Weaknesses |
|---|---|---|
 | There are few better teachers of RAGE than Alex Jones. Your kids will come away with the skills of a sociopath, and may even become sociopaths. | Some people think that Alex Jones is a spoiled, selfish jerk who made a lot of money pandering to other spoiled, selfish jerks. |
 | John Bolton will teach your kids how to turn any game into a chance to be cruel and brutal. | Some parents think that John Bolton is just a thug and might be a dangerous influence. |
 | Franklin Graham will teach your kids how to be "Christian" without the hassle of behaving like Christians. | Children who participate in programs such as "Pray away the gay" have been known to attempt suicide. |