In short, Trump supporters are being unfairly portrayed as angry, shallow losers who don’t know how to manage their own lives and look to Trump to vent their rage. These unfair accusations arise from the baseless expectations that Trump supporters should be forced to understand elitist concepts like “enlightened self interest” (whatever the heck that is) and be responsible for the consequences of their decisions and actions.
The fallout is the perception that Trump supporters don’t really know what a “conservative” is.
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