You can now prove them wrong with your own Square Circle*. With your own square circle you can call into question the most basic assumptions of western philosophy, medicine and science. You can then legitimately question draconian liberal theories about such things as global warming, evolution, and vaccinations.
Say your kid is “flunking” high school chemistry and the teacher wants him to “do better”. Hell with that. Just confront the teacher with a square circle to prove that the very foundation of chemistry is wrong. You can then tell the school that it has no business “indoctrinating” your kid with despicable liberal ideas.
Take your square circle to protests about global warming and watch as protestors grovel and fall to the ground when they are confronted with the reality that a square circle can indeed exist.
Square circles come in specially packaged boxes. You can get yours for only $40. Bulk discounts are available. Better yet, for a small additional fee you can have your square circle embossed with your name or names of friends, family, church members, coworkers, any you know and love who wants to stick it to liberals and science.
* Your square circle is a perfectly balanced geometric form that can only exist in a closed box. If you open the box, the form evaporates. No refunds for opened boxes.