To make America great, Americans will need to distinguish themselves in a variety of ways.   The Trump Certificate Programs will offer many opportunities to do so.  Some examples include the DWP – Designated White Person certificate.    This offers a chance for non-whites, who won’t have much of a place in Trump’s America, to be certified as white.

And for those whites who are fed up with non-whites being certified through the DWP, there is the EWP – Exclusive White Person certificate, which recognizes you as whiter than white, with rights and privileges not available to regular whites and definitely not available to DWPs.

Many more certification programs are coming.   All of them are reasonably priced and well worth the money.   So don’t be left behind.   Get ready to sign up for several certificate programs and be part of Trump’s effort to Make America Great.