Part of being “A Real Conservative” is to master The Art Of Rage.
Traditionally “Rage” pointed to a problem that needed to be fixed. It was, in effect, a means to an end.
No more!!! As good Trump supporters know, Rage is an end onto itself. And nurturing and stoking rage for its own sake is a worthy endeavor.

And rage is what is waiting for you to nurture and promote in others for your own wealth and power!!!

Are you unsure of how to harness rage for your own benefit? Then consider earning “certificates of rage” from #ownyourabsurdity.
Each certificate will be like a merit badge showing the world that you have mastered how to stoke, nurture, promote, and ultimately benefit from rage in a specific subject area. Check out these subject areas (under development):
Pro Life
Guns
Religious Liberty
Obamacare
Socialism