Abbott the Asshole

Hey Kids .. remember the deadly freeze in Texas last month? The one that left millions without power, killed a bunch of people, and created all sorts of damage that Texans are still recovering from?

Guess who doesn’t: Greg Abbott!!!

Check out “Abbott Alerts” from March 13, 2021. He demonizes immigrants, boasts about GOP Black Tie events and how popular he is among conservatives, and even celebrates Chuck Norris’ birthday. But not one word about the deadly freeze or its aftermath.

Why? Because Greg Abbott is an ASSHOLE!!!

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