Are you jealous that you could not have been in the same room as Trump? That you could not have put your hand on his shoulder while true believers prayed for him?
Now you can purchase the next best thing: a piece of Trump’s clothes!!!
Through a unique arrangement with #ownyourabsurdity, you now can purchase a true* piece of Trump’s clothing. Prices are cheap:
- $50 – a 1″x1″ piece of Trump’s jacket or trousers.
- $500 – a 1″x1″ piece of Trump’s shirt.
- $1000 – a 1″x1″ piece of Trump’s tie.
* #ownyourabsurdity guarantees that it believes these pieces of clothing to possibly have been worn by Trump.