Trump Wardrobe

Sure, you’ve got the hat and the shirt. But is your Trump supporting wardrobe truly complete?

Here are a couple “MUST HAVE’s” to truly show your support for Trump!!!

Here are a couple “MUST HAVE’s” to truly show your support for Trump!!!

1. “MAGA” adult diapers.

Don’t be ashamed of wearing adult diapers. Trump isn’t. So if you have to wear them, don’t go cheap. #ownyourabsurdity is offering customized adult diapers with “Make America Great Again” embossed on the elastic band.

Just think, if your pants slide down a little bit, you won’t need to rush to pull them up since all you’ll de doing is showing off your loyalty to Trump!!.

2. Elastic measuring tape.

38″ expands to 55″
Waist: 34″
Feel confident that your waist size will never exceed 34″ with our stretchable tape measure.

When not stretched, the tape measure is, indeed, 34″, with 34 1″ markings. But put it around your waste and, if your wasted happens to be more than 34″, like magic this tape measure will still read just 34″ .. or less if you stretch it harder.

You’ll never feel awkward about your waist size again!!!

Details forthcoming!!!