You may not have an advanced degree, or any degree. But you have a lot of experience that Trump feels should be recognized. So don’t let the liberals and elitists marginalize you. With a degree from TU, you’ll earn more money, get more sex, and people will look up to you.
Honorary TU Degree: The motto of this degree is “Trump knows I’m smarter than you and your stupid degree”. You can hang it on the wall, turn it into a bumper sticker, even put it on a t-shirt. for only $1750 it is well worth the price. More info once Trump becomes president.
Keep an eye out for more degrees.