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Don’t look now, but the people we put in charge are idiots. Republicans have the house, senate, and white house, and yet are unable to accomplish much of anything. Even the simple task of repealing and replacing Obamacare, something the GOP has been promising for 7 years and which Trump committed to once he took office, is completely stalled – with replacement options being far worse than Obamacare, and Republicans stuck between the rock of committing to eliminating Obamacare and the hard place of having nothing better to offer. Let’s face it, most adults would be more thoughtful and responsible than those in charge now. But we don’t elect adults. We elect people who stoke our anger and rage. But stoking anger and rage to win an election is not the same skill set needed to govern. So what to do? We are kind of stuck with these morons and losers for the time being. But at least you can protect yourself and your dignity.