A new service from #ownyourabsurdity.
But what about compensation for your rage? Your rage is valuable, yet it is people like Shawn Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Alex Jones who are making a killing off of your rage, while you don’t make a cent.Isn’t it about time that your rage be recognized for the valuable commodity that it is?
#ownyourabsurdity is here to help. We are developing an “RMR” – Rent My Rage – application and a service that will pay you for your rage!!!The plan will be simple: for a small “setup” fee of $40 and then a monthly fee of $20, Own Your Absurdity Press will provide you a way to record each event where you express your rage, and then invoice the corresponding organization that benefits from your rage. And once the invoice is paid, you get a check (minus a 20% processing fee).
Just think, every time you feel yourself get pissed off because the government wants to take over your healthcare, just open RMR app, record or scan the email, post, or program that triggered your rage, and hit submit. At the end of each month we will invoice all the organizations that benefited from your rage.So next time Laura Ingraham causes you to rant about the threats against your religious liberty, or Alex Jones explanation the government conspiracy to take your guns makes your blood pressure rise, or Jerry Falwell Jr. says your God and your freedom are in jeopardy, make sure you get compensated for your rage.