America had the BEST healthcare system in the world. How do we know? Because everyone flocks to our emergency rooms.
And because everyone flocks to it, sometimes the waiting rooms can get crowded. So if you do have to sit for hours in the waiting room, be proud!!! Those wait times are a sign of just how great and popular our healthcare system is.
But being proud does not mean you have to be uncomfortable. That is why #ownyourabsurdity will be introducing a complete line of chairs, cots, and even tents that can both you comfortable and your stay enjoyable and fun while also showing your support to Trump and his work to Make America Great!!!4-8 hour waits:
You’ll want to equip yourself with our full line so that you can be ready for any wait time. If you are at the emergency room for a leg broken in at least 3 places, a cracked skull, or trouble breathing, then your wait time will likely be only a short 4-8 hours. For this our covered chair is perfect. Notice the distinct red so everyone will know that you are a Trump supporter and, therefore, are “extra special”. 8-20 hour waits:
If you go the emergency room for chest pains, continuous vomiting, or uncontrollable diarrhea, then make yourself comfortable on your 8-20 hour wait with a napping chair. It is a great chair to lay out in front of all those people stuck in regular waiting room chairs. Just imagine, put on your earphones and lay back in your comfortable napping chair while everyone else looks on enviously. They will know that you support Trump and deserve the extra comfort. 20-48 hour waits:
If your problems are migraines, twisted ankles, or abdominal pain, then make yourself comfortable for your 20-48 hour wait with a tent on the back of a pickup. Enjoy the comfort of your own home away from home as you relax while everyone else scurries around. And if your medical bills force you into foreclosure, your pickup tent can simply become your new house!!! So don’t let the fact that you don’t have medical coverage scare you. If you commit yourself to helping to “Make America Great Again”, you will learn to enjoy the emergency wait room in comfort and style.