Cheap Health Insurance!!!

Let’s help Mitch McConnell succeed.
The reluctance of all GOP senators to support McConnell’s healthcare plan poses a serious risk to access to healthcare for all those Trump supporters eager to “Make America Great Again”.

We really hope that the GOP gets its act together and passes this plan so we can move forward on providing meaningful healthcare options to the masses.

One plan we are particularly excited about is the epitome of “affordability” – that is – cheap health insurance.

Trump loyalty enforcement squad.
Finally, health insurance for all Trump supporters.
That’s right, we are going to make healthcare affordable for everyone.

For a mere $100/month ($200 for a family of any size) you get unlimited access to healthcare.

Imagine the piece of mind that comes with knowing that you are fully covered in the event of a medical emergency. You’ll be happier as you no longer carry the stressful burden and anxiety of not having coverage.

How does is work?

Simple. First we will send you a baseball cap, t-shirt, or bumper sticker with

“I Have Trumpcare!!!”

so EVERYONE will know you have the great coverage and you support the man that made it available.

Then, we will provide you with a phone number, email address, and web address to use in the event of an emergency.

And if an emergency arises? Contact us immediately and we will give you the address of the closest emergency room.

It’s that simple!!! So enroll today!!!

Concerned about your comfort in the emergency waiting room? We have some great options for you to check out.

“Looking for an investment opportunity???”

Get rich!!
Don’t miss out on your chance to invest in the opportunity of a lifetime. For those who risk losing their life savings to covering the cost of health emergencies, we’ll have the perfect solution: we will offer to buy their house and other assets for 60 cents on the dollar.
By attending church services you can find out who will go bankrupt in the event of a medical emergency.
Say your friend from church suffers a heart attack and has to cover a bill of, say, $40,000 out of pocket. Yet they have a house with $80,000 in equity and a new Mercedes with a blue book value of $20,000 . That’s $100,000 in assets. At 60 cents on the dollar, our service will give them $60,000 for the house and the car. That pays for the procedure and leaves them $20,000 in the bank.

Your opportunity is to invest in our fund. In this case, had you invested $60,000, you would have a house and car with $100,000 . Turn around and sell them and you will make $40,000 . That is a 67% return on your investment .. and your helped a friend in need.

So don’t miss this opportunity to get rich!!!