As we all know, ‘Q’ is a mysterious figure with a super top security clearance who works deep in the bowels of government. Unbeknownst to his government overseers, Q regularly posts on the dark web hints of horrible goings on of our leaders .. just enough hints for “patriots” to piece together the picture and take action, but not enough to reveal his identify.

You’ve seen references to stories released by ‘Q’ in the alt-right media. And ‘Q’ signs are showing up at Trump rallies. And there are even loosely organized groups of QAnon patriots with one common goal: to counter the conspiracies of underhanded government activities reported by ‘Q’.

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