Move it to MOSCOW!!.

Originally the convention was going to be held in beautiful Charlotte, North Carolina. But then the radical left got involved and poisoned the idea with warnings about the risks of (fake) Covid-19.

But now we have the perfect suggestion: Moscow, Russia!!!

But wait!!! The convention was moved to Jacksonville, but may be cancelled there as well. The GOP needs to start the chant: MOSCOW!!! MOSCOW!!! MOSCOW!!!