Nothing will impress your friends and family more than reciting quotes from Trump and his staff and supporters.

Just imagine, you are at a party and no one is paying attention to you. What better way to turn things around than to stand up and abruptly say “The fake news media is destroying America”.

Everyone will put down their beers and surround you, begging for more insights and words of inspiration.

But where do you turn to get those words of inspiration and insights?

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