John Cornyn even looks like a dick.That moment when you realize the “true conservative” you voted for is just a sycophant for a crook.
And the “Republicans” in charge are just a bunch of IDIOTS!!!
Ted Cruz promised a lot of things no one understood.Let’s face it, most adults would be more thoughtful and responsible than those Republicans in charge now. But the GOP primary process doesn’t produce thoughtful or responsible conservative candidates. It produces candidates who stoke anger and rage, but with no ability to effectively govern.
Even state leaders, like Dan Patrick, are embarrassing.So what to do? You’re not just stuck with these morons and losers. But you are assumed to have same lack of dignity as them.
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