Beto vs MAGA!!!

He even looks evil.
Texans have never encountered a greater threat to their freedom than Beto O’Rourke!!! Even our president, Donald Trump, is going to take time off from his busy schedule to campaign for Beto’s opponent, Ted Cruz, because he knows that Beto “is a disaster for Texas – weak on Second Amendment, Crime, Borders, Military, and Vets!“.

Under Beto, real Americans will lose everything and be forced to live in dumpy trailers.
And that’s just the beginning. If Beto wins, you’re going to lose everything:

  • Your guns will be confiscated by gays and lesbians.
  • Illegal immigrants will run your town, your school, your utility services.
  • Programs to expel immigrants from the military could be halted.
  • Valuable opportunities in “poverty capitalism” could be threatened.
  • Christ will be driven out of your church.
  • Your kids’ minds will be polluted with devil thinking like the “Scientific Method” and “evolution”.
  • The wall may not be built.
  • and the list goes on and on.
Ted Cruz
Without Ted, your freedom is threatened.
People, let’s get real. Unless Cruz wins, or, with any luck, the second coming happens before the midterm election, your freedom is at risk. If Beto wins, Armageddon will rule.

But #ownyourabsudity has an answer: a way to keep your freedom safe until Beto and the radical left is out of power and MAGA conservatives once again rule. And how will we protect your freedom? By securing it in a Freedom Lock Box (FLB).

With an FLB you’ll know your freedom is safe and secure. It will then be ready for you when America has been made Great Again.

FLB
You can then retrieve your freedom, take it out from some fresh air, and be forever happy.

Your FLB will be stored in a very secure location.
Our freedom lock boxes are specially designed to keep your freedom safe. They are fire proof, water proof, earthquake proof, and under video surveillance 24×7.

And you can rent one for only $30 a month.

That’s right, at only $30 a month, you’ll have the piece of mind to know that your freedom is in good hands.

More information is just around the corner!!!