“Trump Turns G-7 Upside Down, Alienating Oldest Allies“, “Trump Refuses to Sign G-7 Statement and Calls Trudeau ‘Weak’“. How does Trump do it? What is the source of Trump’s strength and resolve???

Well Own Your Absurdity Press has the answer: John Bolton’s mustache!!!
That’s right. John Bolton’s mustache is more than just face hair. It is a special apparatus that that serves multiple purposes:
– It serves as special receptors for signals from his handlers at the Kremlin.
– And let’s face it, it makes him look manly and super cool.
After watching Trump at the G7 conference, don’t you want to have the influence of Bolton’s mustache?? Well stay tuned. Pretty soon Own Your Absurdity Press will see you a specially packaged version of Bolton’s mustache!!!