Early Trump supporters were right.All over this great country Americas are excited about the Trump presidency. Before Trump, we were focused on silly things like “policies”, “visions”, “legislation”. But this only contributed to partisan politics and angst. Let’s face it, America didn’t need any of these things. What America really needed was a strong leader.
Don’t ask, just have faith.And there is no better leader than Trump. Trump’s appeal is that people really tune into his persona and what he says. And like any effective leader, his followers are far less concerned about what he means or what he is thinking. Like a strong father, you respect him and do what he says. You don’t question him or his authority.
And the more you embrace Trump, the less concerned you are about what he does and the better you feel about him, yourself, and America.
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