Trust In Trump (TIT)

Trump loyalty enforcement squad.
Early Trump supporters were right.
All over this great country Americas are excited about the Trump presidency. Before Trump, we were focused on silly things like “policies”, “visions”, “legislation”. But this only contributed to partisan politics and angst. Let’s face it, America didn’t need any of these things. What America really needed was a strong leader.

Honor thy Trump
Don’t ask, just have faith.
And there is no better leader than Trump. Trump’s appeal is that people really tune into his persona and what he says. And like any effective leader, his followers are far less concerned about what he means or what he is thinking. Like a strong father, you respect him and do what he says. You don’t question him or his authority.

And the more you embrace Trump, the less concerned you are about what he does and the better you feel about him, yourself, and America.

Show your TIT today!!!
Show your TIT today!!!
This is why Own Your Absurdity Press is inviting you to join its Trust In Trump (TIT) program. For an annual enrollment of only $100, you will be able to proudly say that you TIT. Nothing will impress your friends when you show your TIT, or ask a others to show their TIT.

Be one of the first in on your block, your community, at your church to “Show Your TIT!!!“. With your $100 enrollment you will receive:

  1. Your own TIT card, with your name and the TIT logo.
  2. A TIT bumper sticker that will impress everyone on the road.
  3. Access to purchase tons of merch, including t-shirts, jackets, and even bras with TIT logos on each cup (works for manboobs as well).
  4. Knowledge that Trump has your complete, unquestionable confidence.

More details forthcoming.