
Are you fed up with your kids being taught “wokeness” and “DEI”? Fed up with your kids in a school that has expelled Jesus. And are you convinced your kids will be trans?
Then it is your time to take action by starting your OWN SCHOOL!!!
SB 8, a bill being considered in the Texas senate and which has strong support from Governor Abbott and Lt Governor Abbott will guarantee an income of %8000 per year in your pocket. Creating such a school is a piece of cake. And Own Your Absurdity can help. We can help:
- Find a “school”;
- Find teaching material guaranteed not to include “wokeness” or “DEI”;
- Ensure images of Jesus on every classroom;
- Administer corporal punishment for any kid who exhibits gay or trans behavior
- Ensure parents are fully engaged and compensated with kick backs and other financial incentive;
- Ensure parental rights are not “infringed”.
- Ensure your library has no “banned” books by not putting any books on the shelves. All your kids will fine is an old issue of “Highlights” and “Lighthouse”.
SB 8 has support from your favorite GOP Texas senators: Charles Creighton, Paul Bettencourt, Donna Campbell, Phil King, Mayes Middleton, Tan Parker, Angela Paxton, Charles Schwertner, and Drew Springer.

So don’t wait. Your path to easy money awaits.