Let’s face it, under Trump:
America’s economy has never been better!!!
America has never been safer!!!
America has never been more “Pro Life”!!!
One of American’s BEST received the Medal Of Freedom!!!
America’s education system has never been better!!!
…and so, so much more!!!
– Nancy Pelosi tears up the speech.
– The radical socialist AOC doesn’t even show up!!!
– And WORST OF ALL, The radical left media has the gall to FACT CHECK Trump’s speech!!!
WHAT!!?? No one, especially the “liberal media”, has any business fact checking Trump!!
Now you can show your support for Trump by donating* directly to #ownyourabsurdity. Your generous donation will demonstrate that your loyalty to Trump will not be tarnished by ridiculous things like fact checks. It will show that your support is unquestioned.
Don’t wait to donate ..
$100 – You’ll receive a GOLD STAR recognizing your donation!!!
$50 – You’ll receive a SILVER STAR recognizing your donation!!!
Under $25 – You’ll receive a BRONZE STAR recognizing your donation!!!
Under $25 – You’ll receive an email asking why you are such a cheap bastard that you can’t donate more than $25 to such a patriotic cause!!!
Details on how to donate coming soon!!!
* How will my donation be spent? We plan to pocket it for ourselves because, if your are stupid enough to support Trump, you deserve to be taken advantage of by #ownyourabsurdity.