Donald Trump has warned us: if he loses the 2020 election, he might leave the country. If he does, don’t miss your chance to join him in Trumplandia!!!
Where would Trump move to?
North Korea is a beautiful country with lots of available land.Does it really matter? Many world leaders love Trump’s freedom loving attitude and would be glad to welcome him and his supporters.
Just consider the options. For example, the beautiful mountains of North Korea would be nothing short of a MAGA paradise!!!
In Trumplandia, filthy literature like this will be banned.In Trumplandia you will find what American libtards deprived you: TRUE LIBERTY AND FREEDOM!!! No one will question your unalienable rights to Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. And no one will trample on your freedom to say whatever is on your mind, your right to bear whatever weapon you want, or your desire to develop your property however you want with no regard to those “pesky” environmentalists. Trumplandia will be kid friendly!!!And pro-familyThere will be great parties!!!And there won’t be any riffraff.Administered by the best of the best.Trumplandia will be administered by the most talented and thoughtful administrators and thought leaders the world has ever known. And there will be little need for courts, taxes, or government offices because the free market will oversee everything.Your dream home awaits in TrumplandiaSo don’t miss your chance to join Trump in a true MAGA paradise. Even if he doesn’t decide to leave America, Trumplandia will be nothing short of utopia, and you won’t want to miss your chance to find your “perfect home”.
